Enjoy your 15 dollar hookah. It only cost 50 cents to make, douche. The Hookah song lyrics (hookarific!): Chords Em GD old grampa taught me the three Em GD i sat down and listened quietly he said Em G don’t pack it too tight D always clean the pipe Em GD and change the water frequently Em GD old grampa taught me ACGD don’t mistake this with a bong thats wrong ACGD even though my water pipe is long so long ACGD don’t mistake this with a bong ACGD this is the hookah song Em G as the years went by D i added to the tri Em GD with some wisdom i live by Em GD the best rocks are made of clay Em GD the best leaves are flavored Em GD your deepest breaths are labored Em GD with cantaloupe and tangerine thats right cantaloupe and tangerine are the best flavors for hookah pleasure ACGD don’t mistake this with a bong thats wrong ACGD even though my water pipe is long so long ACGD don’t mistake this with a bong ACGD this is the hookah song Em G whats wrong with you D theres too much coal Em GD this ain’t no barbecue Em GD now if you blow too hard the water might Em G come out the top and that will fuck all that D shit up so don’t do it- alright? AC this is the hookah song GD this is the hookah song AC this is the hookah song GD this is the hookah song CG this is the hookah song DA this is the hookah song CG this is the hookah song DA this is the hookah song CGDA CGDA CG hookah! Notes: You can get the rhythm by listening, linger on D and the wisdom part is an arpeggio top three strings …suffix